The Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines from the original Star Wars Trilogy

The Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines from the original Star Wars TrilogyThis was an email forward and was arguably one of the best forwards I have ever received.

And we thought these movies were safe for kids!

From ‘Star Wars: A new Hope’

10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

From ‘The Empire Strikes Back’

10. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
9. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
8. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
7. “But now we must eat. Come, good food, come…”
6. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
5. “Control, control! You must learn control!”
4. “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
3. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
2. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
1. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”

From ‘Return of the Jedi’

10. “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
9. “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”
8. “I never knew I had it in me.”
7. “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
6. “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost… you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.”
5. “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.”
4. “Back door, huh? Good idea!”
3. “She’s gonna blow!”
2. “I think you’ll fit in nicely.”
1. “Rise, my friend.”

and the best - “Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!”

Which one is your favorite?

May 2, 2008 | Filed Under Movie Facts and Trivia | 8 Comments 
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Its Official!! Most Ninjas Like Empire Strikes Back The Best!

Empire Strikes Back Wins PollThe Empire did strike back and win the poll by 2 votes. Empire Strikes Back (6 votes) beat Return of the Jedi(4 votes) and have taken control of the Galaxy again.

We would like to thank everyone for voting and telling us which Star Wars movie was your favorite. This was a tough poll considering all the Star Wars movies are pretty good and its hard to choose your favorite (atleast in my case).

Please make sure you vote for your favorite Bond on the right! Did you know that Bond tried to assassinate M, his boss in the British Secret Service, at the beginning of the novel The Man with the Golden Gun. The movie omitted this scene. Interesting.

April 24, 2008 | Filed Under Movie Poll Results | 2 Comments 
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