Not so original movie names

April 18, 2008 by Reel Ninja  
Filed under Movie Facts and Trivia

I came across this list in a book and I thought I should share it with you. These are the names of some porn movies based on actual movie names. Funny.

  • The Sperminator
  • Intercourse with a vampire
  • Sperms of Endearment
  • Romancing the Bone
  • Clockwork Orgy
  • Sex Trek: The next penetration
  • Doctor Yes
  • A league of their moan
  • Single tight female
  • Wet dreams on elm street
  • Bonfire of the panties
  • White men can’t hump
  • Whore of the roses
  • Inspect her gadget
  • Edward PenisHands
  • Passenger 69
  • Goodwill Humping
  • Shaving Ryan’s privates
  • Glad he ate her
  • In Diana Jones
  • Pulp Friction
  • Kinky Kong - Thanks to Center Seat

and my favorite

  • E.T - The extra testicle

Which one do you think is the funniest??

Comments

17 Responses to “Not so original movie names”
  1. Jim says:

    Haha, Romancing the Bone and Sex Trek: The next penetration are tied for first. :)

    What about Saving Ryan’s Privates?

    Jim

  2. Reel Ninja says:

    Oh yes, thanks for the reminder. The list is updated :)

  3. Bleneral says:

    Yeah, I remember two more:

    Glad he ate her
    In Diana Jones

  4. Reel Ninja says:

    Added :) Thanks Belneral.

  5. Jed says:

    Goodwill Humping! That’s my fave. Great post!

    I would love to have the same cast, Robin Williams would be awesome here, as a sex therapist? It would be interesting to know what would be the dialogue between Damon and Williams during their therapy sessions, perhaps there’s a female assistant somewhere?

  6. Reel Ninja says:

    Thanks Jed :)

  7. Sid says:

    My fave’s Pulp Friction!

  8. Reel Ninja says:

    Good One Sid, Your fav has been added to the list

  9. Dove says:

    Romancing the Bone made me laugh. Excellent!

  10. They are all really funny.

    # The Sperminator — funniest
    # Intercourse with a vampire — would most likely watch this of them all, sounds the sexiest

  11. Nanu says:

    Sex Trek - i love it!

    How about;

    Sex Trek - Voyeur
    Sex Trek - Enter Thighs
    Sex Trek - Deep Place 9

    … I kill me ;)

  12. Reel Ninja says:

    Hahahaha. Awesome stuff. I love Enter Thighs..very creative.

  13. Fletch says:

    It’s one of the more well-known titles (I’d imagine), but I gotta go with Shaving Ryan’s Privates. Just a great play on the original title, all the while barely changing it.

  14. lump says:

    Forrest Hump

    The Fast and Curious

    Hump Fiction

    Death Hoof (Brit slang for you know what)

    Feel Bill

    Sexperado

    Once Upon a time in sexico

    Casa-spanka

    haha idk

  15. lump says:

    oh cant forget

    The 400 Blows…

    no need to fix anything there hah

  16. Billigflurg says:

    Bwahaha… oh boy. How sick is that :D
    I hope this is just kidding around and not realy the names of movies :D

  17. Gummistiefel says:

    So this piece of crap will just be a rehash of the original movie? So what then.

    It has nothing to do with the show or the original creator. The only part that makes me a bit mad is that they get to use the name Buffy. I just hope people don’t try and compare this to the show.

    Grrr… Never mind. I am getting more and more angry as I type…

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