The Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines from the original Star Wars Trilogy

The Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines from the original Star Wars TrilogyThis was an email forward and was arguably one of the best forwards I have ever received.

And we thought these movies were safe for kids!

From ‘Star Wars: A new Hope’

10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

From ‘The Empire Strikes Back’

10. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
9. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
8. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
7. “But now we must eat. Come, good food, come…”
6. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
5. “Control, control! You must learn control!”
4. “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
3. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
2. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
1. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”

From ‘Return of the Jedi’

10. “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
9. “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”
8. “I never knew I had it in me.”
7. “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
6. “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost… you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.”
5. “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.”
4. “Back door, huh? Good idea!”
3. “She’s gonna blow!”
2. “I think you’ll fit in nicely.”
1. “Rise, my friend.”

and the best - “Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!”

Which one is your favorite?

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8 Responses to “The Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines from the original Star Wars Trilogy”

  1. Reel Ninja on May 2nd, 2008 1:59 pm

    “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”

    and

    “rise, my friend.”

  2. Brian Fitzpatrick on May 2nd, 2008 4:21 pm

    Wow. You just made my day with this list. I would have to admit “Rise, my friend” is a pretty suggestive line taken out of context. :)

  3. Dove on May 3rd, 2008 6:12 am

    These are all hilarious. The only problem is there was a certiain amount of ewww factor when you consider who is saying these and to whom.

    Love the “Wedge” one at the end.

    Hugs
    Dove

  4. cromely on May 3rd, 2008 7:38 am

    Awesome list.

  5. Reel Ninja on May 3rd, 2008 9:56 am

    @ Brian - I am glad we did.

    @ Dove - So true :)

    @ cromely - thank you.

  6. The Critical Critic on May 3rd, 2008 3:55 pm

    I’d love to know the amount of time you spent on compiling those lists! Great job!

  7. Reel Ninja on May 3rd, 2008 5:17 pm

    Did not take much time at all. I received the list through email :)

  8. Bleneral on May 4th, 2008 2:06 pm

    Haha, great list! Thanks for sharing it with us.
    My favorite: “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”

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